For years now, my friends and I have had phrases-of-the-moment that we either make up and give our own meaning or we heard it somewhere else and made it our own. In my stand-up, sketches and blogs you will hear and read this phrases being use very frequently just so there’s no confusion here are the definitions of the “Joelisms.” If you have any of your own “-isms” that you’d like to add to the collection, let us know!
(Po-SEE) Piranha Posse, Posses are “A group of people that are always around you helping” so it’s like my supports fans whatever you want to call them. Piranhas don’t play you don’t even need to get the gun they can handle their own.
PUMP YOUR BREAKS!
Means to slow down, stop it before you play yourself
Means “Take That” used at the end of a statement, Example: You don’t like Barack Obama, but that joka is THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES! POOW!
Get The Gun and Load That Bitch up
Means someone has just said or done something and it’s time for them to be shot. Example: Lil Wayne had his daughter on stage during a performance of I just want to Fu*k Every Girl in The World” Get the gun, and Load that Bitch up!!!
Hand It In
Said when someone needs to give something up it’s over rover! Example: Whitney Houston hand in the mic! Bobby brown hand in the drugs!
I’m Just Not Impressed
Said when we are Just not impressed with something. Example: OMG! I just heard Lindsay Lohan’s New Album, and I’m just not impressed.
Tranny from Transylvania
I don’t know what’s up with women looking like men with wigs on but me and my crew get a kick out of it and you will too.
Hello, Anybody Home???
Meaning: Am I the only one seeing this! said when something is just ridiculous and it seems I’m the only one who notices. Example: Hello Anybody Home?? 50CENT looks like a real life gorilla!
Said when we are just speechless we have nothing to say it’s just that sad. Beyonce is staring in another movie… “so sad.”
Means This is the final straw the end the bottom of the line;; Example; I Will Have Over 60,000 YouTube subscribers by my 24th Birthday, “Bottom Line.”
You Straight Trippin’
Means exactly how it sounds. You’re doing something that you know damn well you ain’t suppose to be doing.
Boy, This So Weird
Example: “Joel I hate coming to your website you’re an ugly loser.” “Boy, this is so weird…you hate coming to my website but you’re always here.”
I Ain’t Got Time
Said when we just don’t have time for what ever we are referring to at the moment.